If Only It Fit Me, #2

This is beautiful and totally, completely unrealistic. Not only would I need to be, oh, 5" taller, but the hips? Let's not go there. And then I would have to have a lifestyle transplant, which could be even more difficult.Nonetheless, this Oscar de la Renta gown from www.retrodress.com makes me think, maybe...........platform shoes? a bazillion trips to the gym? liposuction? and, and, and......